Dear readers I apologize for being MIA, its been a busy season for me. House cats have quite a lot to do during the holidays. There are trees to climb, ribbons to chew, swallow and travel (ahem) through your digestive track, there are shiny cat toys hanging from the tree to swat and chase around the house, there are a plethora of new delicacies to try! My favorite item has been brown, sweet-smelling kibble wrapped up in foil. It's sorta shaped like the stupid elf hat the human makes me wear this time of year. I removed several from table and shared with Muffin. Not sure what the problem was but the human temporarily changed my name to "godamned Yeti" when she saw the foil. Hmmm.
There also seems to be many new boxes to jump in and out of. Scares the dog, so what else is new? The human tried to put reindeer ears on Kabuki, but they slipped around her neck and she freaked out. She ran under the bed yelling about giant winged creatures attacking her head. She's a total drama queen. The human had to trap her to remove them. That cat seriously needs a valium. The human found a Santa beard AND hat for cats...why she has to torture me with these "outfits" I do not know.
There also seems to be many new boxes to jump in and out of. Scares the dog, so what else is new? The human tried to put reindeer ears on Kabuki, but they slipped around her neck and she freaked out. She ran under the bed yelling about giant winged creatures attacking her head. She's a total drama queen. The human had to trap her to remove them. That cat seriously needs a valium. The human found a Santa beard AND hat for cats...why she has to torture me with these "outfits" I do not know.
At least I get to
eat interesting things in exchange for her dress up time (the woman needs some dolls or kids). Human has no idea how many times I did some paw dips into the eggnog. Payback's a bitch and his name is YETI.
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